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Offline CSgt D.Schmidt

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on: March 26, 2019, 13:16:15
What do you also call a catholic priest?
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A premature ejaculator...

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Reply #1 on: May 29, 2019, 14:40:08
Slow day at work, this needs resurrecting. Anyone else grateful for steam?

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Reply #2 on: May 29, 2019, 15:09:56
10/10

Laughed out loud at work


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If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike


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Reply #3 on: May 29, 2019, 16:27:22
All praise Gabe!
Being fat, i really understand that struggle :p (exaggeration might be present, but only to assist the joke)

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Reply #4 on: May 29, 2019, 16:56:26
Even if you can get down there, picking up a cd off a hard floor was a ball-ache, just no grip!

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Reply #5 on: June 11, 2019, 09:05:19
This tickled me, thought you lot would appreciate it


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Reply #6 on: June 12, 2019, 13:35:24
For Bills sake...........might be a bit too hot for him  :85:



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Reply #7 on: June 12, 2019, 13:46:57
I imagine the Danish military would use this kind of ammunition if it wasn't banned under the Hague convention

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